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It sort of felt like gen 4 lasted an unusually long time. I still blame Nicole.

This being me, we will begin with a sex joke.

Sheldon: The sight of you makes my nipples explode with delight.

Florence Alweather: she will clean anything but herself.

Making shit official and whatnot!

Florence: *wishes for peace of mind*

That's a popular choice round here. I can't imagine why!

Almond: So, Sheldon, you're rubbing Rozz's lamp, eh? Eh?

Tierney: *is appalled*

Sheldon: *is speechless*

Rozz: *is present*

Almond: I can just imagine what you boys get up to at night. Heh. Heh heh.

Rozz: *fondly relives those very memories*

Almond: Mmm, the souls of the innocent.

You're a good witch. Stop that.

Bilquis is still around and still a sweetheart. Unlike her parents, Nicole, she doesn't try to hog all the attention.

Then that same cop and burglar from gen 2 showed up, but I realized the whole illicit lovers separated by their careers thing wasn't all that funny the first time around and didn't bother going for a second installment of their torrid romance.

Rozz and Sheldon: *are super aware of what's going on*

Aaaand then Officer Bald Spot watched Florence and Valor do it and I used InSim to delete him from the lot. D:


Oh dear.

Rozz: *wets himself and is mortified, yet still prepared to give Sheldon a blowjob*

Sheldon: *will pass on that for now, thank you*

Everyone but Tierney gathers for grilled cheese...

...while Tierney sticks to financial consulting. She started avoiding Florence around this point; I think she snapped out of whatever the hell was happening to her. I am immensely relieved.

Washing off the shame of wetting yourself in the yard, Rozz?

You know, there's both a shower and a bathtub totally available upstairs.


Almond: I want YOU to be my new best friend!

Florence: I am amenable. *plusplus*

Rozz: It's been a so-so week. I want to make this week better!

I gave you the alien boy of your dreams, Mr. Impossibly-high-standards!

Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of a Romance sim getting married*

Valor: *agrees*

Disapproving Frog: *disapproves of Valor's low spirits after such a joyous event*

The sink: *ejaculates with excitement*

Almond: Now kiss. OwO

Actually, Sheldon did kiss Valor and I panicked for about three seconds, but it was okay, it was a Family Kiss. Sheldon turned out to be extremely affectionate, he hugs and kisses everybody.

Rozz: *swoops in immediately*

Valor: *is glad Sheldon joined the family*


And then both the new Fritters popped a baby bump.

Bilquis: Good job fertilizing those eggs!

Sheldon: I'm not sure about this pearl necklace thing, we don't have that on my planet.

Rozz: Oh, trust me, it's LOADS of fun! 8D

Rozz: Doot doot checkin' out these candles and totally not my hot space husband!

Sheldon: I seem to have struck gold with this marriage.

Miss Pretty: This one time, I will not tear off your nose and swallow it whole. Consider this my wedding gift to you.

Miss Pretty: And my wedding gift to you, as well.

Bilquis's missing sparklies came back. She'd remained an Infallibly Good Witch the entire time but they disappeared, briefly.


They're the first couple since Eulalie and Almond to do this autonomously. :> It's been smooth sailing except that first time, when Rozz wet himself.

I only photographed this twice,

but it happens a lot.

Almond is taking over for Tierney, I guess. I prefer this arrangement, honestly. I've accepted that Almond is my resident creeper.

Bilquis: Where are my eyebrows? D:

There they are! Looking good, elder Bilquis.

Tierney: Your eyebrows, they— they just vanished! D8

It's okay, Tierney, we found them.

Rozz: I wonder what he's dreaming about. I hope it's me. Gosh, he smells so good.

Since this is completely appropriate, as was heretofore unknown in the Fritter house, I think it's cute. They've only got two bolts, but they act like triple bolters.


Tierney: I've been thinking I'd like to be a witch too. Witches wear big hats. Goths love big hats!

Tierney: *still thinks Bilquis is smoking*

Bilquis: Hi. :D

Valor: *misses the point of pearl necklaces*

Tierney: *is disgusted by Florence*

God this is just. So refreshing. You don't even know, you guys.

Remember how Rozz really, really wants to be a werewolf?

And now a series of art photographs entitled "Fritter and Pregnant":

[/end series]

Rozz: Call me sometime, gorgeous! Except you don't have to because you live here, oh snap!

Sheldon: *is somehow charmed by this*

With Tierney's (relatively) minor case of infatuation with Florence behind them, she and Bilquis are still madly in love.

In a very hands-on sort of way. Lips-on, too.

Almond already maxed her Body points, but she still enjoys kicking the everliving fuck out of the poor punching bag.

Florence: Ohhhhurgh, I think I used too much cheese in that last sandwich!

Nope. It was Eustace.

Bilquis: BABIES 8D

Not to be outdone, Sheldon gives birth in the smallest fucking room in the house, like any good asshole legacy sim.


Both sets of parents promptly abandoned their spawn to the care of their grandmothers. Luckily, their grandmothers were delighted to fill in.

Rozz: Look, Nana Almond, it's just that the house is starting to get crowded, what with the new babies and all. We could get you a nice apartment in town...


It's probably a good thing for Rozz that Almond is a good witch, or he would've been eating bees.

She only made this face once.

Mostly she made this one.

Almond: *ignores the baby on the cold tile floor*

All of the new parents continue not to show any interest in their children.

Sheldon: Hon, do you mind? I can't go with an audience.

Rozz: You're gorgeous. OwO

Valor: So I was thinking the next time we try to knock you up, we could spice things up a bit... I hear handcuffs are fun.

Rozz's shoulder: *thoughtfully provides censoring*

Florence: I would just kiss grilled cheese if I could.

Miss Pretty: *disapproves*

And elder Tierney!

And bats!

And goodbye!

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Date: 2012-02-22 10:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] curiousb
"Miss Pretty: This one time, I will not tear off your nose and swallow it whole. Consider this my wedding gift to you." :DDD

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Date: 2012-02-22 04:34 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] drewsims
Same as always, your game is lovely and your commentary is hilarious, nice update!
And the disapproving frog I don't even know why but I literally snorted, it was just so funny to me.

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Date: 2012-02-22 08:50 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] neuroticrobotic
I confess that I laughed for soooooooooo long at the ejaculating sink. I actually had to get a glass of water afterwards, thereby initiating the process of laughing my ass off alllllll over again. XD

The new Fritters are exceedingly adorable, by the way. <3

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Date: 2012-02-24 08:25 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] tea_leaf
I always love all of your updates! :} And I think Eustace and Theda are just adorable.

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Date: 2012-02-25 03:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] lovelyxwow
Zomg new babies, how awesome!!!

Fantastic update and what a cute bat gif at the end. ♥

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Date: 2012-02-26 12:56 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
May I ask where you got Rozz's sweater?

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