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More 'crumbs in college! What a time to be alive.

Last time:
  • Una and Usaggie began their ~college experience~
  • Usaggie met the light of her life, a vision in pink named Meredith
  • Una met a horde of enemies
  • Among them was Kuzco McFuckpants the llama mascot. Fuck that guy we hate him
  • Some dinkfuck peed on the floor a bunch of times. Who did it. WHO DID THE THING.


The Sims 2: Una has class in one hour.

I think Una has more pressing matters to attend to


Una: NYAAAAAARGH

Meredith: is this a bad time


She didn't go to class and then sulked about it. Okay, princess punchpants, whatever.

I don't recall if I mentioned before, but Una's majoring in Physics, Usaggie in Literature. I just let them do whatever they rolled a want for first.


Una: Oh my glob. Oh my glob it's snowing again. In Winterhold!

Imagine


Kuzco McFuckpants: Hey, is your jerk sister around?

Usaggie: No, man, I'm not getting in the middle of this. Call her yourself.


Looks like Una's busy anyway.


Wow, uh. Wow. Una don't fuck around. Watch your back, Douglas.

Una: Hey, unrelated, can we grow a cowplant?

Maybe if you're good all semester.


Una: If not, I'll just beat shit out of him again. I've got three body points now, you know!

That's my girl 8D


Una: Dude, those are non-regulation darts! Be careful.


Mod Shag: Thanks for your concern earlier! But don't worry. My crystal ball has not predicted any surprise visits from the Dart Patrol.

Una: Oh, that's a relief!


Douglas: YOU GUYS. OH MY GLOB, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW HOUSE OF CARDS YET, IT'S FUCKING INSANE

Usaggie: No, we're eating mac and cheese


Trash chute: I'LL TALK ABOUT HOUSE OF CARDS WITH YOU, DOUGLAS


Honey, aren't you cold?

Una: Nah. The heat of my artistic brilliance keeps me warm.


Una: These are my lucky undies.


Usaggie: Hey Una, can I borrow your— I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE


Cathy LeTourneau: Most varieties have a little emergency release in case anything happens.

Usaggie: OHH. Okay. I was like, 'But what happens if there's a fire?'

Una: poor ignorant usaggie


Una: I immediately regret this decision.


Yeah, that's pretty much the face I'd make if I spied on Almond.


Una: Maybe studying some Calculus will help wipe the horror out of my mind.

Kuzco McFuckpants: who left their copy of fifty shades of grey in here because that is EXTREMELY thoughtless


I thought Usaggie was working on her term paper when I saw her upstairs on a computer. That was cute of me.

Usaggie: It'll get done! Don't worry.


Meredith: usaggie usaggie usaggie usaggie usaggie usaggie usaggie usaggie usaggie


Douglas: Gosh that Una grinds my gears!

Una: Well, that motherfetcher can just clean his own shower :|


Another day, another fist fight


Cathy LeTourneau: LEMME GO LEMME GO HOUSE OF CARDS IS ON

Una: NICE TRY IT'S ON NETFLIX YOU CAN WATCH IT ANYTIME


Meanwhile, Usaggie learns to settle disagreements with words instead of punching and I forgot to hide the HiAlgo Chill watermark
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ彡┻━┻


Una: T̮̠A̝͡K̵̺̺͙̜̝̙E ̪̞̝̩̩T͇̕H̭̠̲̦͇͔AT̩͝ͅ

Cathy LeTourneau did not take it. Another battle immediately ensued.


Sander: Oh, hey Una.


Douglas: Holy hickory farms sausage log, I hope she doesn't try that on me next!


Cathy LeTourneau: Oww, I knew my lack of body points would kick me in the ass eventually!

Una: Naw, that was me.

Douglas: REVENGE


Una: Butterflies, come back! It's so cold out here, let me take you inside where you will be warm and safe!

How can you be so kind to nonhuman creatures, yet rule your dorm by fear?


Una: It's one of my talents.


Usaggie: This is the perfect time to take a long, leisurely shower!


Usaggie: See? Told ya!


It'll be good to get the red hair gene back into the family again.

Oh, what, like it was a surprise?


Mod Shag: Hi, Una.

Douglas: it's so peaceful in this direction


Usaggie: Kuzco, stop calling my cell. My minutes plan sucks.


Cookysy von Foodburn: It's good to see young folks getting some exercise, working all those muscle groups.

Una: Aͭ̇̆ͩ̔҉̝͖ͅL̩̤̆̕ͅL̗̠̫̘̘̯̆̈̋̄ͅ ͫ̏̅ͯͨ͐S͖̲̪̺̜̳H͚͎̱̝̟͐̌̎̚A̭̫̅ͮͮ͛̏͞L̨̯̖͕ͪ̽L͇̯̘͎̦̰͒̊̔̿̈́̏ͭ ̧̥̝̤̾͗̐̈ͧ̾L̶̬͔̇ͭͬO̗ͅV̡͍̭̞͖͉̓ͨ̔ͫ͐̽͌E̯̱̺͎̞ͨͨͫ́́ ̓̽҉͙͔̞͕ͅM̯̣̥̗̯̭ͩ̊̈̚ͅE̻̹̳̙͙̖ͅ ̺̭̞͎̱͎͖̂ͮͨA̮̼̽̓ͣ̌N̘͎̹͓̞͙ͣ̽͛D̪͎̮̩͘ ̠̝͍ͩͧ͐̀ͤD͚͎͚̠ͧͣͣͨ̎Ẹ͚͓̪S͊҉̱P̣͇̬̞̖̻͉͆ͫ͐Aͪ̇͆͌͏͎̥͇̠I͙̼Ṟ̭͆̈́ͨ͛̔̿ͦ


Cooksy von Foodburn: Had to drop a loaf, what'd I miss? ...Oh.


Usaggie: Una, when was the last time you had a drink of water? It's important to keep hydrated! Especially during extended knockdown drag-out fights.

Una: LOOK UPON MY THREE BODY POINTS AND TREMBLE, PEROXIDE HEAD


Usaggie: I'm gonna get you a water bottle.

Una: Nah, it's cool, we're done.

Cathy LeTourneau: I don't understand why this keeps happening


Cathy LeTourneau: Maybe slowly phasing into another dimension while I write someone else's term paper will help.


Don't tell me, someone left Fifty Shades of Grey on the bookshelf again.

Sander: What? No! I'm reading erotica, not Emotional Abuse: The Novel.


Una: This is the right attire to wear to class.

Douglas: ...and then you'll never believe what claire said to the russian president

Professor Abercrombie and Fitch: omg i haven't seen it yet no spoilers!


There were a bunch of dormies at the Hall of the Elements. The one in front spawned with an inappropriate first name (I forget what it was) and the last name Royce, so I christened her Phacia instead and now she's named after two lady villains.


Una: Obviously scanning for fingerprints will increase my cleaning skill. Obviously.

How?

Una: Because that way I'll know where to wipe and polish! Duh.


Cathy Somekind: I'd rather be skiing.


Una: Doo doo dee doo, lookin' for fingerprints, doo doo dee dah


"Prints Charming" this fucking game


Una: Found some prints!

It's kind of incredible how long it took her to find any, given how many people are in and out of the Hall every day. Does no one ever touch anything?


Meredith: All I'm saying is someone is gonna break their neck on those stairs. Has anyone considered an elevator instead?

Who're you talking to, bubblegum?


Una: Yep, I'm certain those fingerprints belong to Bilquis Fritter. One hundred percent certain.

That's funny. I'm one hundred percent certain that Bilquis has never even been near Winterhold, and also that she's been dead for like four hundred years.


Una: You're not Kuzco.

Not Kuzco: He's got the flu. I'm filling in.


Una: Those are totally the fingerprints of Batboy O'Leary! Totally.

Again, Batboy O'Leary the pollination technician has never, ever been to Winterhold.

Una: Prints Charming doesn't lie, Overlord! That wouldn't be charming at all.


Usaggie: busts though, right

Douglas: oh yeah, totally

Professor Abercrombie and Fitch: go on


Cathy LeTourneau: Sup, Usaggie.

Usaggie: Sup Cath >8D


Douglas: I MUCH PREFERRED TO TALK ABOUT BUSTS








Meredith: Talk to MY girlfriend will you


Usaggie: Oh man, yeah, my first time was AWESOME.

Meredith: it was meeeee


Cathy LeTourneau: Nice hair, babe.


Meredith what

are you doing

Meredith: I don't know


Usaggie: Oh naw dude it's cool now, I upgraded to unlimited talk and text.


it is official


You could just leave it and let it freeze into ice, honey.

Una: Madam, I have STANDARDS.


Hmm


Sander: No, you don't even understand, your makeup is to die for!

Una: I am resplendently made up, it's true!


Makin my way downtown, waddlin fast


Cheerleader: Faces pass and I'm homebound 8D


Una: I don't give a damn 'bout my bad reputation


A lovely, scenic shot of the Hall of Attai— damn it

I put in an open window. In Winterhold. In Winterhold.

I fucked it up I fucked it all up


One dormspecifictoolsdisabled false later


Alien Friend: CALL YOUR MOTHER.


Una: Sigh, okaaaay.


Usaggie: 8D! Is that Mom? Let me talk to her!


He's ba~aaack


Usaggie: Don't need this anymore!


Usaggie: Teach me to lie.

Una: Come with me, initiate.


Una: Your problem is that you don't respect the chair. I know, it might sound counterintuitive to say you should respect the target of your lies, but you must. How else will you make them convincing?


Una: Let's try again. Is your name Usaggie Gashlycrumb?

Usaggie: No. B)


Una: We're gonna be here awhile.


Cute dormie interlude


Una: YOU.

Kuzco McFuckpants: What up


Cathy LeTourneau: I just wish it didn't snow so much here, I mean would it kill the weather to be pleasant for like two days in a row?

Douglas: I agree, but speaking of unpleasantness...


Una: HOW DARE YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT SNOW, SHITPOTATO


Una: I'm gonna go make a huge snowball just for Cathy.


Douglas: Phew, she's gone. ...So what are your thoughts on fur-lined handcuffs?

Cathy LeTourneau: I'm so glad you asked!


Usaggie: niiiiiiice


Mod Shag: *sip*


I didn't realize you had a ghost fetish, Usa.

Usaggie and Meredith: SMORLPHHPAGHELRGM


Meredith: OHHH, I GET IT. 'Ghost', cuz I was all transparent and junk!

Yeah uh. Why was that, anyway?

Meredith: You said it yourself, Overlord. Ghost fetish.


Meredith: I tapped the damn out of that and I'm gonna do it again.


Despite Una's diligence in cleaning this disgusting sty, she's only one person, so we invited Varney over to help.

Una: Hey, Mom.

Varney: Shh sweetie, Mommy's spectraling right now.


Just like old times 8D


Professor Abercrombie and Frostbite:


Oh Jesus pickled beets Christ, haven't we suffered enough?


You okay there, Sander?

Sander: Yeah, just trying to phase into another dormension before the cow mascot figures out where the door is.


Una: Don't worry everybody, if that cow fucker tries to get in here, I'll protect us!


Una: Holy frittata flakes, you're writing your own term paper?

Usaggie: Yeah! Well, I mean, mostly. Some of it, anyway. Like, I'm the one who typed my name at the top.


Ingrate.


Usaggie: Hey there Bessy, lovin those udders!

You are disgusting.


Varney: Yeah Usa, get you some.

Cooksy von Foodburn: i should've been a florist


Cheerleader: GO BACK TO YOUR SHITTY COW SCHOOL, MILK DRINKER, THIS IS MY TURF

Meredith: it's so peaceful in this direction


At this point I got sick of uni and sped them through their last two years with the InSimenator.

Usaggie: Bangin.


Not Kuzco: You're the best - around - nothing's gonna ever keep you down! You're the best - around


;__; so clooose


Douglas was being a real tater turd so I smote him with the batbox. The crowd went wild.


Una: Yay!

Usaggie: better mop up this pee before someone slips in it


Una: BY




Una: JOVE


kufhfvkHKHEULHFE

After eight semesters of asexuality, Una plants one on Mod Shag right before it's time to go home. Poor baby has the worst timing.


Una: Just had my first kiss! It's not a big deal.

Usaggie: Marry me, my fuchsia-coiffed princée?

Meredith: SQUEAL


Meredith: YES, BLUEBERRY STRUDEL, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!

Shockwave Bob: jesus no how many times do i have to say i don't want to milk you


Oh, jeez.

Note to self: default more things with dresses.


Cooksy von Foodburn: Thanks for the parting gift, asscockles.

GOODBYE

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Date: 2015-03-06 05:07 am (UTC)
pooklet: dracula wolfs down popcorn, avidly reads shitty literature. (fascinating.)
From: [personal profile] pooklet
you are a gem and a treasure

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Date: 2015-03-07 08:46 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] cosmetical
HELLO i just went back and read all the updates i missed because i haven't been to an actual computer in seventy MILLION years

needless to say everything was very enjoyable and made me want to play sims 2 so maybe i can throw something together

i love angry una and usagi and usagi's jacket. beautiful princesses.

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Date: 2015-03-06 05:17 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] drewsims
i love una so much
so tough

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Date: 2015-03-06 05:24 am (UTC)
dantereznor: (facesmash)
From: [personal profile] dantereznor
Asscockles.
I think I like this word now.
As always I loved this to pieces.

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Date: 2015-03-06 08:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] necilesims
UNA'S FACE. I'm pretty sure I said the same thing last time, but I can't handle it.

THE TRASH CHUTE. More like trash-cute.

Yesss, Shockwave Bob

This is perf.

*Forgot to add, you can set the opacity of the HiAlgo logo to 0 in the settings to make it invisible.
Edited Date: 2015-03-06 09:24 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2015-03-15 07:57 pm (UTC)
necilesims: (Default)
From: [personal profile] necilesims
You have to set it per game, yep!

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Date: 2015-03-07 04:18 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] shadowfell_sims
I've been jonesing for Crumbs. My wish has been granted!

Una seriously needs to be a mob boss or something. The terror of all community lots!

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Date: 2015-03-07 08:19 am (UTC)
furbyq: a unicorn saying "yeah" in a cartoony speech bubble. (Default)
From: [personal profile] furbyq
>Note to self: default more things with dresses.

duuuuude i am tryna learn how to do that rn! 8) i am going to replace every godawful fucking suit if it kills me. femme outfits ftw.

una is literally the cutest thing i have ever seen. her face makes me super happy. *___*

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Date: 2015-03-22 07:47 am (UTC)
furbyq: a unicorn saying "yeah" in a cartoony speech bubble. (Default)
From: [personal profile] furbyq
my problem is that i'm so useless at finding already made femme stuff so i have to keep converting my own to make defaults. /o\

if you ever do consider sharing them i would use the hell out of them! 8) if not i plan on getting a list of all the m outfits from the game together and finding the ones that don't have decent replacements and overriding them with all the pretty dresses/pastel outfits i can find/make.

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Date: 2015-03-24 02:32 am (UTC)
furbyq: a unicorn saying "yeah" in a cartoony speech bubble. (Default)
From: [personal profile] furbyq
yay that's awesome! i'll await their arrival. 8)

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Date: 2015-04-03 10:29 am (UTC)
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