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More 'crumbs, by special request from [personal profile] pooklet, whose mighty will I cannot deny.

Xerxes: Is... is it happening? Is it finally happening? IT IS! I'm reaching adulthood! The glorious, shining throne of heirship is within reach at last!


I mean, don't get me wrong, Xerk. You turned out really good! I've just gotta go with someone else.

Xerxes: Damn and blast.

Xerxes: I guess only the booby prize of languishing forever in the sim bin is within my grasp. :(

Heh heh. Heh. 'Booby'.

Yusef: *gazes lovingly at Elspeth*

Elspeth: *gazes lovingly at her own rack*

Xochitl: With Xerxes gone, it's down to the two of us! Way to go, Xena!

Xena: Same!

Well, technically there's also Xavier, but yeah, let's not even pretend. It's gonna be one of you two.

I mean, all he does ever is ride around on the roundabout, which is funny, but one trick does not an heir make.


Well, it's good to have goals!

Yusef: I too have won the booby prize.

Okay, but that's not... you know, whatever, go ahead.


Xochitl: If I'm heir, I think I'll make this face a lot.

Xena: Don't you think that might hurt your case?



Xena: Something weird's happening to my insides. Is it cramps? I think it might be cramps.


Hell yeah, you're fucking gorgeous.

And to the Coffin Bean we go, so Xena can start scouting for a mate, because I don't think Alien Friend was all that interested when we tried dating her.

Xena: This coffee is totally made from real coffins.

Xena: I mean, I guess it could be imitation coffins, but if so, they've really nailed that fresh-ground coffin taste.

You don't really understand what coffee is, do you?

Drunk Sabrina: Meeting new people sucks. That's the whole problem with the world these days. Meeting new people! You should just come into life already knowing everyone. Buy you a drink?

Xena: Please don't. D:

Xena: Hey hottie. Buy me a drink?

Theda Fritter: Hee. All right :">

Xena: I'm lonely and looking for love.

Theda: A cute hunk of lady like you, lonely? That can't be!

Xena: This was a love connection.

Theda Fritter, huh? I wouldn't have thought it, but I like it!

Xena: Books. :|

Theda came by the next day and they made eyes at each other. This pleases me! I always liked Theda a lot in her generation of the Fritters. It was simply her misfortune to be born in the same generation as Winona.

Xena: You know who's just too hot to handle? Giratina Fiebelkorn.

Theda: YES.

Their total agreement on the issue of Giratina Fiebelkorn's hotness was the catalyst for epic liplocking. True romance.

Theda: Nice bed!

Xena: Don't say it's your parents', don't say it's your parents'... Thanks! I was conceived here. DAMMIT.

Theda: Really? Like every member of my family has screwed on their parents' bed at some point, so that makes me feel right at home.

Xena: I aim to please!

Yusef: Strange. I could have sworn I made the bed this morning, and neither Elspeth nor I have been in it since...

Theda: lol

Romance is dancing in your lover's parents' bedroom after defiling their bed.

Theda: Need a push?

Xavier: That's okay! Your hands smell funny.

And this was where I became aware of a problem; namely, Theda was already engaged, to someone else. I had entirely forgotten this.

Xavier: Roundabout, promise me we will be like this forever!

Xena's new bedroom! Because, you know. Heir.

I don't think it was any big secret or anything.

Xena: I have so many people to thank for this honor! First, my duckface.

So I took care of that pesky prior engagement thing.

Theda: Yay!

On another note, less than three thousand dollars, Theda? Really? You're a Fritter. They're like quadrillionaires.

Xena: This time I've got my own bed, baby. We can even hook some handcuffs onto it, if you want.

Elspeth: Oh... that's where my handcuffs went.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Did the mother-in-law curse escape from the Fritters and find its way to the Gashlycrumbs?!

Elspeth: Naw, I'm just checking out that blanket on the bed. Cuuuute.

What're you looking so smug about, missy?

Xena: Just christened the closet.

Did you, now.

Theda: Oh, hell yeah we did. I wouldn't go in there for an hour or two.

Xena: Back for more?

Theda: You know it.

Yusef: But... but those are my handcuffs.

Why are you in your underwear?

Yusef: They are too. I thought it was the dress code in this room.

Yusef: Wow, that blanket really is something special.


Xochitl... you okay?

Xochitl: Fine! Why do you ask?

Yusef: Ah, I see the new girl's making grilled cheese. Obviously, we are destined to be best friends.

Theda: Gurrrrl, you smell fine.

Xena: I think that's actually the grilled che— I mean, thanks!

Theda: I'm so furious about my broken engagement!

Xena: Care for a new one?


Yusef: I'm not sure what to think of this duvet cover.

Elspeth: Are you girls really set on this wallpaper? Because I have some samples I think you should look at.

Elspeth: Theda <3


Theda: smulp

Elspeth: You okay? You need a towel?

Yusef got old, and his hair got dapper!

The girls: *hug and giggle*

Yusef: Zounds, I can't write in my diary with all this affection taking place around me! And I have so much enthusiasm for the written word!

Elspeth: You okay? You need a white noise machine?


You guys ok? You need something to do other than stare at Xena and Theda?

What bwings us togeddah today? Mawage, is what.

A member of Theda's extended family attends the wedding, albeit one she's never met and probably had no idea existed. Hi, Whirr Ping Click Click!

Whirr Ping Click Click: Howdy.

Another member of Theda's extended family showed up, too! Christ.

Almond: Too bad I never got to throw a house party in Theda's love shack.

And then I thought things were going to get really awkward, because Theda's ex-fiancee arrived as well.

Velma Pinhill: Yo.

I didn't feel bad about breaking them up, because Velma destroyed Kriemhild Fritter's marriage to Whirr Ping Click Click. So it just seemed fair.

Anyway, there were no awkward scenes.

Velma: Theda! That dress looks amaaaazing.

Velma: could i get a bite of that cake

Theda: *waddles*

Yusef: You two should really consider putting a neon flamingo on the floor.

Elspeth: Oh, hey Yusef. Did you tell them my idea about the neon flamingo?

Xochitl: *is still around, and still really pretty*

Yusef: You guys, there's still no flamingo in this floor.

Yusef: Ellie, they're totally ignoring your awesome suggestion... Ellie?

Elspeth: Who's a cutie, is it you? It is you! Yes it is!

Elspeth: Under no circumstances should we craft the neon flamingo out of real gold.

Yusef: I agree wholeheartedly.

Almond: Hey Theda, is your underage brother-in-law around?


Xavier: My... my god, did I really spend my entire childhood on a merry-go-round?

Elspeth: Did I really spend my hot years shackled to a cheese eater popping out babies?

I put Elspeth in the same dress as elder Tomato for awhile, because I completely forgot Tomato had worn it. It's only weird if you make it weird.

Xavier: That roundabout has a lot to answer for.

Really? Because as I recall, no one forced you to ride it every waking second of your life.

Xochitl: Ever wonder if you missed an opportunity by not hooking up with my sister, Alien Friend?

Alien Friend: My name is Ally, dude.

Theda: Mine's Theda!

My sims always seem to cluster in bathrooms. It seems unwise, but what do I know. It takes me hours to psych myself up enough to get out of bed and go to the bathroom.

Xena: Yeah, I learned some people don't like it when you try to talk to them about rocket ships.

Yusef: I am one of them.


Theda: OH

It's Winnie!

Elspeth: you can make your own best friends out of flour sacks, it's quite therapeutic actually

What a cutie!

What a cutie, part two! Adult Xochitl, just before she struck out on her own all the way to the sim bin

Xena: Aw, tiddlywinks.

What the fuck, though? Xena's a sweetheart.

Yusef: Hi Theda, I was hoping to talk to you for a sec.

Theda: I swear to Mammon, if you start in on that floor flamingo again—

Yusef: It would just have so many uses, though! Illuminating the floor, so you never trip over anything! Being flamingo-shaped, to remind you of flamingos!

Theda: Neon Jesus take the wheel.

Theda: Is... is he gone? He is gone? Hot damn!

Is... is it potty training face? It is? Hot damn!

Ceiling sprinkler: IS THE STOVE ON FIRE? IT IS! HOT DAMN!

One small step for Winnie, another small step for Winniekind

Hanging skeleton: *languishes*

Yusef: *maxin', relaxin'*

Xena: *pregnants*

Theda: *good witches*

Theda is a witch, by the way. I don't think I mentioned that, and while some people might know because Fritters, I wouldn't be surprised if everyone had forgotten because her generation was like two years ago.

Elspeth: This is a really exemplary chair. Fine lumbar support, and it feels nice under my bum.

Elspeth: Now how am I to enjoy another chair ever again?

What better place to write in your diary than at the feet of the long-suffering skeleton that has witnessed too much?

Xavier: Yep, this is a big painting, all right.

Xavier: Writing in my diary, looking at big paintings, soaking my sister-in-law with a water balloon! Ahhh, this is the life!

Theda's magical bee swarm: WRONG.

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Date: 2014-03-05 10:23 am (UTC)
pooklet: another horrifically wide-eyed, smiling advert. also, very luxurious eyebrows. (WOOLY BEARS.)
From: [personal profile] pooklet

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Date: 2014-03-05 06:34 pm (UTC)
selahgio: (Default)
From: [personal profile] selahgio
Oh man I love your Sims 2 families! You always make me miss playing. Sadly I just recently uninstalled my Sims 2 games ;___;. Maybe one day I'll buy a sep computer for Sims 2. But anyway. Those Gashlycrumbs are so dorable and quirky :) Theda is extremely pretty @___@ And that shot where she pulled the Almond stare just took me back to the Fritters xD. Whatever you do keep this coming xD I need it xD

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Date: 2014-03-06 06:09 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] drewsims
I feel like i should say something idk coherent but all i've got is 'fUCKING ALMOND'

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Date: 2014-08-25 09:33 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
WCIF Theda's outfit (not the one from the beginning, the one from the end (featured in the second-to-last non-bat-gif-picture)?

same anon

Date: 2014-08-25 09:38 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
(also WCIF Theda's wedding dress I forgot to ask above)

Re: same anon

Date: 2014-08-26 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] rampagingpixie
Thank you very much!

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Date: 2015-01-07 05:57 pm (UTC)
pooklet: friday is not interested in crusoe's white ppl problems. (no thanks bro.)
From: [personal profile] pooklet
as soon as theda glowwormed into view i whispered out loud to myself in genuine fright "oh god it's coming up on that time"

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